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To eat today's cake, I've been preparing for 19 years!

Birthday Cake

📅 October 8, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
🎂🎉😋 To eat today’s cake, I’ve been preparing for 19 years! // 为了吃今天的蛋糕，我已经准备了19年了！ Wèile chī jīntiān de dàngāo, wǒ yǐjīng...
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Oops, still got caught by 19!

Caught In The Act

📅 October 7, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
😱🎂🫣 Oops, still got caught by 19! // 糟糕，还是被19岁抓到啦！ Zāogāo, háishì bèi 19 suì zhuā dào la! // Tao cao,...
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With my current memory, I wouldn't even need to drink Meng Po soup before going to hell.

Memory Loss

📅 October 6, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
🧠😅🔥 With my current memory, I wouldn’t even need to drink Meng Po soup before going to hell. // 就目前的记忆力来说，下地狱根本不用喝孟婆汤。...
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Secret to longevity: breathe in, breathe out.

Longevity Tips

📅 October 5, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
😌🫁✨ Secret to longevity: breathe in, breathe out. // 长寿秘诀：吸气呼气。 Chángshòu mìjué: xī qì hū qì. // Trường thọ bí...
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It's good to be young. I only realized that after growing older.

Youth

📅 October 4, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
🌿⏳😌 It’s good to be young. I only realized that after growing older. // 年轻真好，我也是年纪大了才知道。 Niánqīng zhēn hǎo, wǒ yě...
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