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Before, selling one kidney was enough. Now the iPhone Duo needs both kidneys together. Apple, you really understand dual SIM.

Two Kidneys

📅 October 24, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
🍎📱💸 Before, selling one kidney was enough. Now the iPhone Duo needs both kidneys together. Apple, you really understand dual...
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The biggest winner of the Apple event is Duolingo: sitting at home, having organic SEO fall from the sky, and picking up a free "Pingduoduo" collab.

Duolingo Wins

📅 October 23, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
🍎🦉📈 The biggest winner of the Apple event is Duolingo: sitting at home, having organic SEO fall from the sky,...
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Spent 16,000 on a bedside clock. When it rings, I can't bear to hit the snooze button. I'm afraid one punch and half a month's salary is gone.

Expensive Clock

📅 October 22, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
⏰💸😬 Spent 16,000 on a bedside clock. When it rings, I can’t bear to hit the snooze button. I’m afraid...
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I already have sloped shoulders. What burden do you still expect me to carry? I can't hold it up.

Sloped Shoulders

📅 October 21, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
🙇‍♀️😅🏋️ I already have sloped shoulders. What burden do you still expect me to carry? I can’t hold it up....
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I'm already nearsighted. What foresight do you expect me to have? I can't see that far.

No Vision

📅 October 20, 2026 | ✍️ Ngọc Ngà
👓😅🙈 I’m already nearsighted. What foresight do you expect me to have? I can’t see that far. // 我都已经近视了，你还要我有什么远见，我看不见。 Wǒ...
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